Giving up Boinking Chicks for LENT

With the coming revoloution a clear head is needed. There is a lot of planning, go getting, constructiveness that needs to happen, and distractions have no place.

Needless Distractions:

1. Searching new female friend’s facebooks for her bikini pics, or anything showing leg. Hell, for that matter, searching any girl’s facebook who didn’t read the new privacy settings for bikini pics.

2. LA traffic, but let’s be honest. Traffic anywhere blows a bad load.

3. Texting on a non QWERTY phone. It seriously takes 10 minutes per medium text.

4. Boinking Girls.

5. Blogging about boinking girls and other such nonsense.

These distractions will take up ample time that could be put towards the coming revoloution, like, finding a lawyer or building that website you said would be done six months ago.

So When Lent comes around, it offers a perfect excuse to MAN UP and get on track. Because we all know how distracting women can be. You have to call / text them a lot. Then meet them at a bar, get them drunk (not too drunk, but drunker than you) then spend quality BOINKING time that can range from 3 to eleven minutes .If she would just go home perfect, then you could work on that website, but she doesn’t and you have to spoon with her for the next 8 hours….

When she does, you spend the next several days wondering why she won’t return your text, and if that lump on the inside of your leg is an ingrown hair, or that other thing….

It’s more of a mental issue, but lets face it. There’s seldom such thing as a fun buddy that comes with no mental cultivation whatsoever. With that said; the basic thought of any form of fornication, fallacio, taint licking,  shall be stricken from the medulla.

So, no Boinking chicks for Lent. Be strong fellow Rabbitts.

Jp