THE BRITISH ARE BACK FOR VENGEANCE

The American revolution reprised vs the British, or English or whatever they decide to be called. It was a nasty battle of flem, wits and irony that rocked my living room and confused my neighbors to the bitter end. “Is he watching the Pitt vs Villanova game?”

I was on the edge of my seat, and may have pumped out a tension shart. After laying the smack down on the French and the Sweeds, it seemed we had the upper hand against the Queen …But after my roomate zapped me with the defibulator I came to only to see the British take the last point. You’ve won this battle English, but we’ve still got the War of 1812 and the all important Revoloution. 2-1.